Saturday, May 14, 2016

Running errands in China, Part 1: Going to the bank

I have to go to the bank everyday this week because I need to pay rent for the whole year in cash. I brought enough cash from the States to pay for it, but apparently foreigners can only change $500 USD a day.
                     
None of the banks in my immediate neighborhood change foreign currency. So I have to walk a mile each day to get to a bank that does change foreign currency. Technically I could take the bus, but since they’re doing construction for a new subway station down the street, the traffic is so bad between my house and the bank that it would take longer to take the bus than to walk.

When I get to the bank, the friendly security guard with large yellow crooked teeth at the front door greets me with an amiable smile. He recognizes me from yesterday and helps me copy my passport. I make my way to the “foreign currency and accounts department,” which is comprised of a bespectacled Han boy who looks about 16 years old sitting behind a small desk.

He is currently talking to an old man with a doppa and an old woman wearing a beautiful dark green headscarf adorned with swirls of gold ornamentation. I stand directly behind them, and in typical local fashion, I pay no attention to personal space or privacy concerns, and lean against the desk, staring at them and listening to their conversation. When in Rome, do as, right?

They want to send 100 USD to America. Another bank employee is brought over to translate. She tells them that if they want to send 100 USD, it’s going to be more than 6,000 kuai. The old man pulls out a huge stack of 100 kuai bills. He’s a few bills short of 100 USD, so he pulls out his wallet for a few more. The skinny boy behind the desk prints something out and the woman asks him, “boldima?” which means, “Finished up now?” in the Uyghur language, but the boy doesn’t understand her.

They leave and I step forward but a man walks right past me and sits down in front of the desk. I say to him in Uyghur, “men saqlap turgandim…” or “I was waiting…” He turns to look at me briefly, and says, “It’ll just be a second,” and proceeds with his business. The skinny boy doesn’t say anything, but instead just looks at me and chuckles.

“Shenfenzheng bama?” the chuckling boy asks the man as he throws me a side glance. “Do you have your ID card?”

“What?” The man asks.

“Shenfenzheng!” The boy says, louder this time. “ID Card!”

The man produces it and arranges money to be sent to Turkey.

When it’s finally my turn, I sit down and the boy says, “You didn’t respond to any of my WeChat messages.”

I had given him my WeChat name the day before. I actually hadn’t seen his messages, nor did I have a strong desire to talk to him on WeChat.

“I don’t look at my phone when I’m really busy,” I respond.

As he’s processing my transaction, he asks me which state I’m from, and do I know about the CFA exam, and do I know that there are minorities in Xinjiang, and how did I learn Uyghur, and do I have a Uyghur boyfriend, and when will I be returning to the States, and what kind of food do I like, and would I be interested in playing badminton with him sometime?

After he prints out an authorization to change money form for me, I escape to the next window, where a woman who reminds me of my mom processes the currency exchange from dollars into RMB. I explain that I have to pay my rent next week, which is why I have to come here to change money everyday. How much is your rent and for how big of a house and how many people are living there and what do I pay per month and where am I living? she inquires.

After everything has been processed, I thank her and collect the cash and my belongings, making sure that everything is secure. I walk home along South Liberation Road, through the Grand Bazaar and the main shopping district of the Uyghur neighborhood.

As I walk, I smell delicious fresh lamb meat roasting on the BBQ. A girl of about eight or nine with stunning blue eyes and her hair covered in a satin pink headscarf walks by me, her hand holding a young boy toddling beside her. Speakers are blasting techno pop music while megaphones with recording circuits yell, “Baha chushti! The price has decreased! 10 koy, 10 koy, 10 koy!” over and over again. A sea of people envelopes me as I join the bustling market place, a crowded swath of customers and hawkers alike, that make it possible to only take small steps forward. I hold my purse tightly. I smell BO.   

Stores on either side of me sell dish soap, soccer jerseys, baby clothes, Turkish tea, snake oil, neon orange and pink tennis shoes, imported foods from Turkey, carpet cleaning services, teapots, curtains, and vases for washing guests’ hands. Street vendors are selling stolen phones, anti-cockroach poison, socks, raisins by the kilo, and cut up cantaloupe, watermelon, and honeydew for 1 kuai a slice. I walk past a Halal butcher where a recently slaughtered sheep rests on the ground, its head lack and its blood flowing from its neck into a metal pan. Full sheep hang from the butcher shop. I ask for 10 kuai worth of meat and the butcher cuts off a slice of the sheep and weighs it before putting it in a plastic bag for me.

Each store’s sign has both Chinese and Uyghur, and sometimes also Russian, English, Turkish, or Korean. I hear cars honking and a pair of trumpets blasting a happy tune in time to a drum, competing with the sound of jackhammers blasting the road ahead for the subway. All around me people are talking, sharing their stories, their worries, their fears, their loves, and their dramas. I hear Chinese and turn to see a group of tourists eating kabob for lunch at 10 am local time and drinking pomegranate juice out of season. As I walk past the construction, it smells like burning plastic and gives me a headache.

As I keep walking, I see five middle-aged women sitting near each other, each with small white Styrofoam platforms in front of them, selling what looks like bok choy. I consider asking them how much it is because they look like pretty good vegetables. I ask one of the women what they’re selling. They’re selling a special type of dye, made out of this bok choy-like vegetable, for the purpose of drawing on a unibrow. I then realize that all of the women have a dark unibrow drawn on. “OH, your eyebrows are so beautiful!” I exclaim. They nod in agreement. I tell them no thanks and keep on down South Liberation Road.

I keep walking in the morning sunshine, past the white mosque and the bazaar with the Carrefour and a woman with sparkly red high heels and a man in a suit with rotting teeth and a handmade dutar instrument maker shop and an old man selling trinkets and an armored tank with officers standing with their heads and guns poking out of its middle. 

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